ill make you into swiss cheese
woolbeast(s)
omg welcoem to the partay guys
this is one shitty excuse for a party
you should be ashamed
i played it a long time ago but some things stick around seein as i wwas sorta hatched to play it so i aint evver not gonna be the prince of hope no matter howw much id probably be better off not bein it
spot on analysis by the wway that game is the most awwful stinkin pile a festerin musclebeast fecal discharge that evver got dug up from the pits of hell
you aint hatched to play anyfin
its naut pike somebodys gonna come up and be like “hey beach its either play the cod damn game or ill krill ya”
theres like no wave in shell that would happen
i mean i might krill ya for no reefson but not for not playing some dumb game
i like that description betta
who even created that game anywaves they should be murdered on the spot for being a terribubble game creator
or just being terrible in general which they probably already are right
(Source: bitterbleak)
haha hthanks for looking out for me but i really donty think id like to sport three big holes in my stomach thanks
thats so last week
4 pronged tridents are the way to go now
it must just be an obsession
whale too bad youre going to have to D-EAL WIT)( IT
betides its naut pike anemoneones going to sea you if youre thrown somewhere
like into a black hole
you want me to throw you into a black hole
no see thats the thing this minigun is actually fuckin gigantic its pretty impressivve honestly despite the wweird naming ill nevver understand wwhy humans coin such odd vvernacular i mean if i wwere namin this thing id call it a megagun or somethin else relatin to its size
and as for the wwand comment i knoww magic aint real its the fakest bs that evver failed to exist but that dont mean that hope powwers aint real wwhich is wwhat i manifest through the wwand or did anywway
(p.s. i wwant all a that because firearms are flippin incredible)
wow shit reely
ok that doesnt sound as LAM-E as i initially stated but its still pretty lame
maybe once youre finfished making it you can rename it or somefin
name it meenah
thats a great name for somefin badass
i mean its already the name of somfin badass but you can never have enough badass swimming around
whale not the fakest boat yeah pretty close
and i have no idea what the shell youre talking aboat just so you know
hope powers
water you playin that sgrub
or should i seay the shittiest game to ever step foot ANYWH-ER—E
yeah sounds more accurate
(p.s. yeah keep tailin yourshellf that)
(Source: bitterbleak)
thats true
maybe tehre is a sliver of a chance for us
you just need to get over this strange obsession with poking holes in me
hey hey hey
maybe this entire fuckin time
i wanted to poke holes in ya because i thought itd make you look betta
just squidding youd probubbly look worse
its not an obsseasion mind you
ivve been spendin my day assemblin the parts for a rather large wweapon wwith eight cylindrical barrels that humans call a minigun and anglin wwith my alternate to get me a neww wwand
ivve also been tryin to wwrite some lines a dowwnright flippin sickly rhymes but the arsons havvin trouble flowwin right about noww maybe ivve got too many things on my mind
why the shell would you want all a that
sounds stupid if you ask me
a wand what are you some magic seaporter or somefin
magic doesnt exist smart ass
why would you spend your tide on a MINIgun when you can have a GIANT ASSgun
that is the question
yeah uh good luck with that
sick rhymes are stupid and you should eel stupid for attempting em
anywaves yeah yeah you do
(Source: bitterbleak)
