July 2012
90 posts
[Please reblog if you're a Homestuck roleplayer?]
sickbeatsandwickedheat:
[I need to follow you all. <3 ]
i fink im gonna hit the bay or somefin
seance you know 5 pm is prime time for naps
talk to you LOS—ERS later
cachaemiccallithump:
yeah i know what you mean
like reely
it was like one shark i TRI-ED fightin but it was fuckin huge an it got me pretty bad
now im gonna be all scarred up for the rest a my unlife
but whatebber
i bet if i tried again i cod do it
me an you should gather up a bunch a other mes and go roundhouse on all a their asses
they wont know what )(IT —EM
why would you try...
cachaemiccallithump:
yeah
only a few people i can stand reely
uh
i dunno it sounded cool at the tide
i guess i thought i could take it
but instead i ended up with a bunch a teeth stuck in my side an my matesprit yellin her head off at me 38T
yeah everybody else is just kinda
there
although id prefer if they werent but do you know how LONG itd take to make swiss cheese out of everyone
...
bitterbleak started following you.
tentaclecourtesan:
It is the highest zenith of animated American comedy. Other, lesser shows gape and weep at the beauty presented by twenty minutes of anti-jokes and noises more likely found in a restroom.
zenith
that sounds retarded
pike who even says zenith is that even a reel word or did you just make that up on the spot
also was that supposed to be the defin-ition of the show or
...
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bitterbleak started following you.
tentaclecourtesan:
A leader of a country who killed scores of people for no other reason to have a scapegoat for his country’s woes.
Pretty much. I write for Family Guy, I’ll have you know. The be-all and end-all of comedy.
i would have done it for the halibut but that works too
family guy it must be top notch comedy if ive never heard aboat it
cachaemiccallithump:
yeah i know what you mean
aint hardly no one worth glubbin at around here cept a few people maybe
nofin much i get to take off my bandages today
dont fight sharks witrout your gold dealy other me
dont do it
trust me
tell me atrout it man
like would it KRILL anenomebody to be a little more interesfin
or is that like a federal fuckin issue
bandages
whyd you have...
bitterbleak started following you.
tentaclecourtesan:
Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party ( Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, commonly referred to as the Nazi Party). He was chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and dictator of Nazi Germany (as Führer und Reichskanzler from 1934 to 1945. A detestable man, by any judgement.
I was...
cachaemiccallithump:
bitterbleak started following you
whoa
its me
fin-ally
somebody D-ES-EANT to talk to
sup
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tentaclecourtesan:
Don’t you give me that attitude, Sea Hitler. I know your ways.
water you even glubbin aboat stupid
whats a hitler
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loadedsword:
whoa maximum fish overload im guessing youre nautically themed
thats cool i can dig it
im dave
what atrout if i splashed out some of these boat you know better than these ones shit this is hard how do you do it
nautically themed shore that works i guess whatever floats your boat or naut i could really give less of a shit if it sunk or what
i would seay its nice to meet you...
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dont mind me
just editing meenahs theme
again )
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loadedsword:
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i went to your page and was greeted with a close up of a corset i needed no more convincing that you were somebody to be bros with
whale glad to know you pike corsets
just because you dont need convincing dont mean i dont
show me youre cool enough to be fronds with
whoever the fuck you are
names meenah btw
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heartofleijon:
bitterbleak started following you
:33 < you s33m to look a bit like feferi!
:33 < feferi that is you right
:33 < you got a new do!
water you even talkin aboat catfish
youre fuckin craysea if you fink im this feferry person
names meenah
artisticsanguinary:
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great. MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING. hello, peixes.
you bet
i AM glubbin clamazing
sup
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what the fuck is goin on
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extroariadinnere:
no i do not what you to throw me down a black hole
*want
if youre going to kill me please leave my body somewhere ealsiy accessible so that someone will find me and i will be properly mourned
whale shit
that sucks
wont stop me from tryin to at least
yeah right if anybody would mourn the loss a the likes of you
if anyfin it would be me because you wouldnt be alive...
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tentaclecourtesan:
Ye darkly dreaming gods, Sea Hitler hath returned.
what
altruisticgoliard:
You pro8a8ly don’t. It’s mostly a mess of feelings and quadrants and other such silly things. There’s not nearly enough 8lood in this story for your taste, I would think, unless a 8roken nose would count.
So no, you don’t want or need to know.
no broken noses to naut count
when have they ever counted
if they did theyd be conseadered gore
boat whats this?
oh
right
they...
altruisticgoliard:
Not much. Things have 8een a 8it… unpleasant, as of late, 8ut they seemed to have calmed down for the moment.
whale that sounds boring as ship
water you talkin aboat when you say unpleseant
wait first question
do i even WANT to know
probubbly naut
altruisticgoliard:
bitterbleak started following you
Hello!
sup
BR34K SH4CKL3: j0kerkind: how to not use your rp... →
j0kerkind:
how to not use your rp partners as shipping tools!
if they aren’t into doing your ship, don’t pressure them
don’t fall out of contact with them just because they don’t ship what you do
don’t make them feel bad for it
don’t ignore them when you find someone else to ship with
don’t treat them like they aren’t people!!!!
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getreadytogetdrunk:
omg welcoem to the partay guys
this is one shitty excuse for a party
you should be ashamed
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chronicwwavve:
i played it a long time ago but some things stick around seein as i wwas sorta hatched to play it so i aint evver not gonna be the prince of hope no matter howw much id probably be better off not bein it
spot on analysis by the wway that game is the most awwful stinkin pile a festerin musclebeast fecal discharge that evver got dug up from the pits of hell
you aint hatched to...
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extroariadinnere:
haha hthanks for looking out for me but i really donty think id like to sport three big holes in my stomach thanks
thats so last week
4 pronged tridents are the way to go now
it must just be an obsession
whale too bad youre going to have to D-EAL WIT)( IT
betides its naut pike anemoneones going to sea you if youre thrown somewhere
like into a black hole
you want...
chronicwwavve:
no see thats the thing this minigun is actually fuckin gigantic its pretty impressivve honestly despite the wweird naming ill nevver understand wwhy humans coin such odd vvernacular i mean if i wwere namin this thing id call it a megagun or somethin else relatin to its size
and as for the wwand comment i knoww magic aint real its the fakest bs that evver failed to exist but that...
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extroariadinnere:
thats true
maybe tehre is a sliver of a chance for us
you just need to get over this strange obsession with poking holes in me
hey hey hey
maybe this entire fuckin time
i wanted to poke holes in ya because i thought itd make you look betta
just squidding youd probubbly look worse
its not an obsseasion mind you
chronicwwavve:
ivve been spendin my day assemblin the parts for a rather large wweapon wwith eight cylindrical barrels that humans call a minigun and anglin wwith my alternate to get me a neww wwand
ivve also been tryin to wwrite some lines a dowwnright flippin sickly rhymes but the arsons havvin trouble flowwin right about noww maybe ivve got too many things on my mind
why the shell would...
chronicwwavve:
then quit carpin lets talk
wwater you up to
good idea
nofin reely
laying around and lamenting on everybody elses existence
the usual
what aboat you
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chronicwwavve:
i could help you out there if you wwanna talk or somethin
no i dont want to talk
i made that post just to push everyone and anenomeone awave
didnt you know
yes i fuckin want to talk
teal—seer:
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aaaaaand im bored again
anybody wanna change that or do i have to get out my trident
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extroariadinnere:
im sure ites there
its just tucked away behind a bunch of other sides that are covering the common ground and plausible friendship that we will probably never share
uh huh and im shore my left fin is missing
you never know
finding frondships alwaves happen in the not so obvious plaices
maybe one day well be fronds or somefin like that
then again
MAYB—E NAUT
poisonousdrink:
you keep tellign urself that sweetie
;)
i think u should should prove instead of being all tlk
do i even need to prove it
i mean seariously
take one look at me
embodiment of cool here
turbulentgearbox:
im n0t all that willing t0 explain right n0w
like i already said
besides the details are bey0nd my understanding right n0w anyway
whatever
yeah i kn0w being b0red
it happens 0ften en0ugh in the dream bubbles
ok whatever i wasnt that interesfined in it anywaves so
yeah tail me aaaaaaaaaaaaaall aboat it
i would KRILL to listen to you yabber on all day aboat how borin it...
dstrirambles:
bitterbleak started following you
whoa uh hey??? never even heard of you before
names meenah
and im glubbin fintastic ok
boat i dont even have to tail you that
youll fin out yourshellf eventually
