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sickbeatsandwickedheat:

[I need to follow you all. <3 ]

i fink im gonna hit the bay or somefin

seance you know 5 pm is prime time for naps

talk to you LOS—ERS later

cachaemiccallithump:

yeah i know what you mean 

like reely

it was like one shark i TRI-ED fightin but it was fuckin huge an it got me pretty bad

now im gonna be all scarred up for the rest a my unlife

but whatebber

i bet if i tried again i cod do it

me an you should gather up a bunch a other mes and go roundhouse on all a their asses

they wont know what )(IT —EM

why would you try fightin it without your golden pointy thing

pike that coulda seaved you a ship load of tide man

but who cares scars are cool

in my opinion anywaves

i bet you could too

cachaemiccallithump:

yeah

only a few people i can stand reely

uh

i dunno it sounded cool at the tide

i guess i thought i could take it

but instead i ended up with a bunch a teeth stuck in my side an my matesprit yellin her head off at me 38T

yeah everybody else is just kinda

there

although id prefer if they werent but do you know how LONG itd take to make swiss cheese out of everyone

it does sound pretty cool ill give you that

how many sharks was it you could have totally took it

hahaha sucks to be you

oh wait

bitterbleak started following you.

tentaclecourtesan:

It is the highest zenith of animated American comedy. Other, lesser shows gape and weep at the beauty presented by twenty minutes of anti-jokes and noises more likely found in a restroom.

zenith 

that sounds retarded

pike who even says zenith is that even a reel word or did you just make that up on the spot

also was that supposed to be the defin-ition of the show or

that also sounds pretty stupid

do you humans have anything truly finny or is it just boring shit

bitterbleak started following you.

tentaclecourtesan:

A leader of a country who killed scores of people for no other reason to have a scapegoat for his country’s woes.

Pretty much. I write for Family Guy, I’ll have you know. The be-all and end-all of comedy.

i would have done it for the halibut but that works too 

family guy 
it must be top notch comedy if ive never heard aboat it 

cachaemiccallithump:

yeah i know what you mean

aint hardly no one worth glubbin at around here cept a few people maybe

nofin much i get to take off my bandages today

dont fight sharks witrout your gold dealy other me

dont do it

trust me

tell me atrout it man

like would it KRILL anenomebody to be a little more interesfin 

or is that like a federal fuckin issue

bandages

whyd you have bandages on

ok why would you do that

thats like stupidity at its fin-est

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tentaclecourtesan:

Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party ( Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, commonly referred to as the Nazi Party). He was chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and dictator of Nazi Germany (as Führer und Reichskanzler from 1934 to 1945. A detestable man, by any judgement. 

I was referring to a certain phrase spouted by a young rambunctious man from the distant past in regard to you. Never mind. The humor is lost entire when I have to explain it. 

tl;dr beach

wait that wasnt supposed to be humorous? 

wait hold on ill pretend to laugh

haha

finny

youre fuckin hilarious

pike it just doesnt get any betta than you does it